Lindsay Lohan Lost Dog Poster
August 15th, 2007 | Published in Uncategorized
Someone has paid a cruel joke on Lindsay Lohan. This "Lost Dog" poster appeared on the fence at Paris Hilton’s house poking fun at Lindsay Lohan, and featuring her now famous mug shot - it was, of course, photographed by the paparazzi:
The poster reads:
LOST DOG — HAVE YOU SEEN HER?
Age: 3 in dog years
Weight: Anorexic
Eyes: Dilated
Coat: Spotted/Freckled
Breed: Freckle-Bellied Cokewhore TerrierMy dog was last seen on the morning of July 24, 2007 chasing cars in Santa Monica. She will answer to the call of: Lilo, L Squared, Lo Hoe and Dime Bags, 2 for 10 dollars. She was also last seen carrying her favorite boys: a little white bag we call her “doggy bag” ad her favorite black ankle bracelet. Please come home!
If you have any information please call (310) 555-NOHOPE or go to www.myspace.com/dirtyagenda
All the change in my couch will be offered for the information leading to the safe return of my dog
This is a clear indication that this guy wants to get attention. His MySpace is real. And this is his explanation:
Lindsay Lohan Poster
I just want to make clear that Paris Hilton had no part in the making or hanging of this poster. I actually really like Paris and think she is a wonderful individual that has been treated unfairly by the media. On the other hand, I really could careless about Lindsay because all the times I have ever been out and seen her at the clubs she has been a nasty sketched out bitch that thinks just because you have money and celebrity status, it give you the right to treat people like garbage . I am in no way trying to make fun or lite of her drug problem (being a recovering heroin addict myself)! With this said I just want to apologize to Paris for having in anyway dragged her into this and to all the people who have wrote me claiming I am being unfair and mean to Lindsay I say, if this is the type of person we look up we really need to re-examine our moral standards.
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