Lindsay Lohan wakes up the dead
May 8th, 2008 | Published in Gossip, Movie
Wow. Just wow. So Lindsay Lohan is now working in a morgue as part of her misdemeanor for drunk driving. This girl really has a body for miles. I bet dead people just roll over in their coffins. Can a dead guy get an erection? Riley Giles really screwed himself by never picking up tabs. Man, I would sport for Chiles in a heartbeat if it meant tapping this fine piece of a**.
She needs to come out with a workout tape. I will help distribute it to all the women I hang out with. Trust me, the women I hang out with need a video like this.
Here are more Lindsay Lohan pictures from the Cloverfield premier.
