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Lindsay Lohan wakes up the dead

May 8th, 2008  |  Published in Gossip, Movie

Wow. Just wow. So Lindsay Lohan is now working in a morgue as part of her misdemeanor for drunk driving. This girl really has a body for miles. I bet dead people just roll over in their coffins. Can a dead guy get an erection? Riley Giles really screwed himself by never picking up tabs. Man, I would sport for Chiles in a heartbeat if it meant tapping this fine piece of a**.

She needs to come out with a workout tape. I will help distribute it to all the women I hang out with. Trust me, the women I hang out with need a video like this.

Here are more Lindsay Lohan pictures from the Cloverfield premier.

Lindsay Lohan Movie Trailers

October 10th, 2007  |  Published in Movie, lindsay lohan

Okay, I can’t put the trailers up for all of Lindsay Lohan’s movies but here are four of my favorites:

I Know Who Killed Me


Mean Girls

Georgia Rule


The Parent Trap

Lindsay Lohan’s First Sex Scene

August 7th, 2007  |  Published in Gossip, Movie, Video, features, lindsay lohan

Lindsay Lohan has her first big screen sex scene debut in the movie “I Know Who Killed Me”. In the movie Lindsay Plays a stripper who is kidnapped and has both her legs amputated. The movie was a flop.

Lindsay Lohan on Ellen

May 15th, 2007  |  Published in Gossip, Movie, Video, lindsay lohan

Lindsay Lohan Ellen Degeneres show. Talking about Georgia Rule Movie.

Georgia Rule May 11th

May 2nd, 2007  |  Published in Gossip, Movie, lindsay lohan

Georgia Rule hits select theatres on May 11th. There are some amazing scenes from the movie on the official Georgia Rule website. Her are some press Stills from Lindsay Lohan’s upcoming movie, Georgia Rule.

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Lindsay Lohan Replaced By Sienna Miller in ‘Best Time’

April 26th, 2007  |  Published in Gossip, Movie, lindsay lohan

Sienna Miller is replacing Lindsay Lohan in the movie ‘The Best Time of our Lives’

Sienna Miller will star alongside Keira Knightley, Cillian Murphy, and Matthew Rhys for The Best Time of Our Lives in the role originally set to be played by Lindsay Lohan. Miller will play the wife of poet Dylan Thomas (Rhys) in a John Maybury-directed movie about two women vying for his love. Knightley plays the other woman, a childhood friend of Thomas’. Lohan was long expected to play Thomas’ wife, but the actress dropped out of negotiations when she and the film’s financiers failed to reach a deal…

Via ew.com

Lindsay Lohan Won’t Make Out With Keira Knightley

April 19th, 2007  |  Published in Gossip, Movie, lindsay lohan

llohan_hot.jpg Late last year the news broke that Lindsay Lohan had signed on to totally make out with Keira Knightley in a new movie based on the life of poet Dylan Thomas. When we’d all finished cleaning our drool up off the floor, men everywhere agreed that this was a very good thing indeed.

Alas, nothing this good ever really happens. “Life & Style” magazine says that Lindsay Lohan has pulled out of the movie and cancelled her contractually obligated threesome with Keira Knightley and some guy who no one would have even noticed. She was supposed to start filming on the movie, titled The Best Time Of Our Lives, this weekend. But rumor has it that changes were made to the project which weren’t to her liking and so she’s out.

This probably won’t do much for Lindsay Lohan’s reputation as an unreliable on-set problem. She’s already taken flack for causing problems on other sets, and backing out of a movie at the last possible moment only adds to her rather tarnished, rehabbed legend. Later this year you can see her in Georgia Rule with Jane Fonda, where apparently her on set behavior was so unprofessional Ms. Fonda sent a letter asking her to cut it out.

Via:http://www.cinemablend.com

Now on DVD “Bobby”

April 15th, 2007  |  Published in Gossip, Movie, lindsay lohan

bobbydvd.jpgLindsay Lohan’s semi-successful film, ‘Bobby‘, has now come to DVD. The film had great success at the film awards, but less so at the box office. However, it’s a star studded cast and definitely worth it to see Lindsay take on such a great role:

From Movieweb.com:

Filled with many fine actors Bobby (like the films of the late Robert Altman) seems intent on evoking a mood and feel of that sad day in 1968 when Robert F. Kennedy was gunned down at the Ambassador Hotel. We are shown multitudes of characters that are tied to the hotel in some way. Everyone from doormen (Anthony Hopkins), RFK canvassers (Shia LaBeouf), busboys (Freddy Rodriguez and Jacob Vargas), management (Christian Slater and William H. Macy), talent performing at the hotel (Demi Moore), hair dressers who work at the hotel (Sharon Stone) and the list goes on . Amidst all of their stories that range from social issues, to martial issues, to racial issues, Bobby leads up to that fateful moment where it seems like America might finally return to that day five years early when Robert’s brother, John, was shot.

Emilio Estevez had longed to make this movie. It was a passion project of his that he put together in a grand way. It is filled with big actors, small actors, up and coming actors and, like Robert F. Kennedy, Estevez seems to give everyone a chance to shine in this film. While in some respects Bobby could certainly be seen as overly ambitious, this is the kind of movie that might best be described as an interesting failure. Even if I don’t think it totally fails.

Lindsay Lohan & Keira Knightley Lesbian Movie

April 2nd, 2007  |  Published in Gossip, Movie, lindsay lohan

Lindsay Lohan and Keira Knightley’s lesbian love triangle movie “The Best Time of Our Lives” is still moving forward. I’m kind of surprised, usually good things don’t happen to me. Variety says they’re still casting with Matthew Rhys and Cillian Murphy being the latest names to join the cast.

The Best Time of Our Lives is about Welsh poet Dylan Thomas and his wife Caitlin caught in a machine gun/hand grenade driveby. Along the way Caitlin somehow gets mixed up in a Lesbian love affair. Lindsay plays Caitlin and Keira plays her friend/lesbian lover and wife of the man who blows up their house. Murphy us set to play Knightley’s husband and since the only other male role left in the film is that of Dylan Thomas it seems likely that’s who Rhys will end up playing.

“Georgia Rule” Movie Trailer

March 16th, 2007  |  Published in Movie, Video, lindsay lohan

Watch the premiere of the ‘Georgia Rule’ trailer, which stars Lindsay Lohan, Jane Fonda, Felicity Huffman, and others.

Georgia Rule follows a rebellious, uncontrollable teenager (Lohan) who is hauled off by her dysfunctional mother (Huffman) to spend the summer with her grandmother (Fonda). Her journey will lead all three women to revelations of buried family secrets and an understanding that - regardless what happens - the ties that bind can never be broken - imdb

The film is Rated R and will be released on May 11, 2007.